One girl and one boy is just not enough.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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