Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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