so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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