do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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