Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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