Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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