loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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