we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
