Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
