i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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