i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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