I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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