She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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