I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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