That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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