gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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