I think my vagina is haunted
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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