I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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