Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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