do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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