i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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