Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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