we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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