So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
