It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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