"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
