her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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