You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Randomize
