Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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