If i come over, it means nothing
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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