what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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