Your mouth is God's brothel.
I've blown a few things in my day
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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