OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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