Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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