i don't like sucking hair
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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