The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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