I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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