i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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