I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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