i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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