No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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