Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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