I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
