Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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