Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Randomize
