You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
