his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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