why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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