we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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