you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
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