i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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