Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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