I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
