i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
