Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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