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(909): View more from California

how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?

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(913): View more from Kansas

he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever

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(614): View more from Ohio

True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?

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(443): View more from Maryland

told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine

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(248): View more from Michigan

Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?

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(408): View more from California

Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?

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(702): View more from Nevada

It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy

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