That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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