This is not my ceiling
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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