I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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