You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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