On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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