i just google imaged poop.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Randomize
